Mortal Enemy

Husband said to me last night, "I am NOT eating those they are DISGUSTING!"
Me looking at the bowl of green beans sitting on the counter that I had just heated up. "Why not they taste better then the canned ones?"
Husband: Taking one out of the bowl, Those and eggplant are my MORTAL ENEMIES
Me: Well if Vegetables are your mortal enemies you aren't a very good super hero.
Husband: Maybe you should cook them in bacon (and he left it at that.)

Husband and I have been together for approx 8.5 years. I had no idea he had a mortal enemy and that it was such a wussy one.